One learns a lot from being the single friend. You get to hear all your friends complain about their significant other. Years of this experience has led me to become the sought out friend with the best relationship advice....who is always single. I let my girl friends know when they are being irrational and absurd or translate what their guy means. I let my guy friends know when they are being douches or even translate what their girlfriends mean. I'm the golden egg of advice. When they don't like what I have to say they go: "oh cuz you have sooo much experience with relationships"...you know, that hurts! I have to sit and listen to you bitch about your life and you come to me for advice, knowing I give good advice, and insult me! Rude. Now go to couple's counseling, because I'm going to start charging.
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