foot in my mouth.

Well. I put my foot in my mouth the other day. UPS guy knocked on the door and upon looking at the box he was delivering just let the words: "Wow, that is a big package" slip right out of my mouth. It seemed like the beginning of a porno when he replied with " Yeah it is"

 and a wink...cue the nervous giggle and slowly backing back into my apartment to hide from my second hand embarrassment.

How is it that I can function in society? haha